Boy : I have a pen... you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Girl : I have a sandal.. you have a face. Think of Casualties.
He: Will you be my girlfriend ???
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She: Aaaawwwwwwwwwwkaat mein
rehh apni.
Tips For Girls
Madonna is 54 and her
boyfriend is
22.
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her
boyfriend is 26.
If you're not dating anyone,
don't
worry,
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Maybe he isn't born yet. :P
What is a girl friend?
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Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies &
division of friends......
Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity
hai.??
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Answer: "Both are Cool, Sweet Sabpasand
karte hai aur most important similarity
is,,
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Dimag wali jagah dhakkan hai..
Girlfriend:" Hey
Boyfriend:" Who's Hey..??, don't ever call me back.
Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??
Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
Girlfriend:" I'm fine, but I need something from you..
Boyfriend:" What ??
Girlfriend:" Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k ??
Boyfriend:" 15k for what..??
Girlfriend:" 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes..
Boyfriend:" Awww sure my love,here..
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k .
count it, its complete and take this extra 2k.
k,
k
that's for your perfume..:P
GIRL- i cheated
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Boy: So wat, Do you think i love you?
I was also cheating you for past 2 yrs.
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She shouted and said:.....Kamine I
was talking about examss..
is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya :P :D
Boy in a romantic mood -
Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai..
Thandi hawa bhi hai...
Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein...
Baarish bhi hone wali hai......
Tumhe kya lagta hai???
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Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai aaj meri ijjat khatre mein hai kaminey.. X_X >=)
Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki
ke pas gaya
aur
bola
"mai tumse dosti karna chahta
hu", .
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Ladki boli : "to hamari
dushmani kab thi
BHAAIIIYYAA" . . .