If u have curves, u r fat..If u don't, then u r flat. If u wear make-up u r fake...If u don't u r behenji. If u dress up u r show off...If u don't bother, u r a villager. If u say what u think, u r rude...If u say nothing, u have attitude problem. If u cry sometimes u r a Drama Queen...If u don't u r emotionless. If u have many guy friends, u r cheap..If u don't, u r narrow minded. If u stand-up for urself u r disrespectful. It's like you can't do anything these days without being labeled, so why bother! Give a damn. Be Proud of who U R...:-))
Girl : Minor crush ! Major crush ! Small crush ! Huge crush !
Boy : bhabhi hai teri, BHABHI!
James bond - My name is Bond, James bond !!
She - I Have A Friend, Boyfriend ! :D
If u advise him, he thinks u r dominating. If u dont, u r not doing anything..
If u agree to all his likes, u r sweet. If u dont, u r not understanding.
If he calls u, he is missing u. If u call, u r disturbing him.
If he asks u anything,its his right. If u ask, u r interfering.
If he cares, he loves u but if u care, u r very possessive.
And he says "women are confusing!"
HATS OFF to girls for tolerating this species!! :D
Things we do at railway station when train is late..!!
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GIRLS :
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1. sit and wait .
2. sit and wait . .
3. Sit and wait . .
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BOYS :
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1. Walk through out the station to find girls.
2. Go to toilet and call the number written there.
3. Looks in the reservation chart to find female passenger in his bogey,
even in other bogey.
4. Enters in bogies of other train and look for girl.
5. Annoy the t.c. By asking about fine for without ticket journey, and when t.c. Asks for ticket then show him after long discussion..!!
The top six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it...:-P
Specialy Dedicated 2 all boys...
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1 hand on clutch...
1 on accelerator...
1 ear listening to song...
... 1 on mobile1 leg on gear..
1 on brake & both eyes on girls..!!
...boys r really multi-talented...
Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
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Boy: Nahi
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Girl: Q Nahi?
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Boy: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. ;-):P :P
She: Mai tujhe Like karti hun.
He: Par mai toh tujhe like ke sath comment bhi karta hun
She: Mar ja kutte kameeney...