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Funny One Liner Sms and Funny One Liner Quotes

Enjoy the funny and witty one liners.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that ,,,,you've got it made.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Let us live....Let us love....Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls....You first.


If you need space then join NASA baby.....

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.


I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

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