An Engineer is a Person who applies the skills and knowledge of basic science for the good of society
An engineering girl and guy went to a restaurant.
The guy wanted to ask for the menu,but he forgot wht it was called.So he acted damn cool and said
"Waiter,SYLLABUS plz"
Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?
Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.
Girl- Ladka kaisa he..?
Brother-Ladka achha he,Engineering kiya he,
Dikhne me FILM ka HERO Lagta he..!
Girl : kaun si FILM ka HERO ?
"PAA"
hum woh engineer nahi jinke haathon mein lohe se chhaale pad jaate hain, hum to un mein se hain jo welding torch se ciggrate jalate hain.
1980-bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
wo jo bada bangala hai wo.
2019-xcuse me yaha engineer sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
abey kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Kitaben Khuli Ho Ya Ho Bandh
Padhaai Last Night Hee Hoti Hain
Kaise Kahun Main-O-Yaara Ye
Engineering Aise Hee Hoti Hain!