Bachi: Dadi Kia aap K dant hain?
dadi: Nahi Beta Meray to saray daant Toot gaye!!
Bachi: Acha To Phr meray saray AKHROT Ap smbhal k rakh lain
me Aa ker lay Loon Gee :P
In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a
basket of apples with a notice written over
it:
'Do not take more than one, God is
watching'
On d other counter there's a box of
chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy
watching d apples"......:D
Teacher- Kal Suraj Par
Lecture Dungi,
Sab Ko Aana Hoga.
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Santa- Mai Nahi Aa Sakta
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Teacher-Kyun?
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Santa- Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi.
top 3 sweetest sleeps. :* -
1.) sleeping on mom's lap when we r tired. .;-):-)
2.)sleeping on luver's shoulder when we r alone. . ;-)
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3.) sleeping wid open eyes when our teachers r teaching. . .
:-D B-)
Shayad fir se vo taqdeer mil jaye
Jeevan ka sab se haseen vo pal mil jaye
Chalo fir se banaaye saagar pe ret ka makaan
Shayad vapas apna BACHPAN mil jaaye
The hardest job for teenagers
is to chat with loved ones in
front of thier family bcoz...
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They don't know how to
control blushing..:) :D
3 saal k bachche ne pyar ki definition
likhi
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pyar huggies me huyi su-su ki tarah
hota h jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par
khud ko feel hota h..;) :)
Cutest message ever :-
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Teacher-who wants to go to heaven?
Everybody lift their hand except one small boy.
Tcher asks him Why?
He says,"mom said come directly home after school" :p
what is Care?
Here Any bodys Knows.........
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Okay ,,,,I will Tell U.......
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Ek Cheeti Haathi k oper baith kr kahi Jaa Rahi thee......
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Raaste me ek Kaccha Pul pda to Cheeti boli
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Jaanu Cross kr loge
Ya me Utar Jaoo
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This is Called Care
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