Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Sehwag?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.
Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi
Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi
Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi
Par Jeet Hoti Kese!
Pakistan Ne Hijron Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi
The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'
'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.
Q. Why don't Indian fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
The Indian captain, Dhoni was in despair at his side's fielding.
Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way.
Finally one day the captain called his men together
and told them that he was taking them fishing.
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'
Inshallah Pakistan Jeetay Ga !!!
Say INSHALLAH
And Spread Dis Msg
As Much As U Can
So That 16 Crore People Say INSHALLAH
We Will Win
INSHALLAH.
AMEEN
Q. What does Agarkar put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aya, Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay? Santa: Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay, Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!