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Kisi ny pucha "what is love?" Hum thehray MBA k student
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Samjha diya
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Love is a mutual contract between two parties of any organization and an interpersonal relationship between them that provides law of marginal utility to control each others personal, physical, financial & mental state with a emotionally conscious strategy which leads to strong emotional partnership !!


SCHOOL LIFE -
Most Irritating Moment - Morning Alarm
Most Difficult Task - To Find Socks
Most Dreadful Journey - Way To Class
Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends
Most Tragic Moment - Surprise Test In 1st Period
Most Wonderful News - Teacher Is Absent


An engineering girl and guy went to a restaurant.

The guy wanted to ask for the menu,but he forgot wht it was called.So he acted damn cool and said

"Waiter,SYLLABUS plz"

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Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?

A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. :->


Dedicated 2 all MATHS Studnts:-
Fact Of Our Lyf
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Humne 9th me MATHS Li
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Aur uske baad SE aaj tak MATHS hamari JAAN Le rahi hai!!


Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q padhte he?

Q?
Answar: Qki din me to dhoop padhti hai

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Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL


Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : "Message sending fail" likh ke
bhej de !!!


Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn't have discovered anything.

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