1Hath me Pen
Dusre me Fon,
1Kan Lecture pe
dusra mobil pe,
1 ankh Board par
dusari ladkio par,
Kaun bola Student life is EASY?
Studnts are Very BUSY...:-
Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi
ATM Hai paise Nahi
Cell Hai balance Nahi
EXAM hai tension Nahi
Padna hai, lekin saala mood nahi.
SECRETS OF SUCCESS
...
1. Kabhi top na karo
warna log tum se jalne lage gay.
2. Hamesha late class mein jao
iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
aur time zaya karna paap hai.
4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.
College life
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time
" Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ?? "
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" Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de''!! :P :D
sabse jyada nasha kisme hai ??
Daru me
no
bhang me.
No
pyar me
no
paise me
no
sabse jyada nasha kitab me hai.
Kholte he sali neend aa jati hai.
Universal truth we learn!
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral:- "Education spoils our commonsense"
:D
What Is Education?
Education Is A Process Of Wasting Half Of Our Life To Learn How To Waste Remaining Half Of Our Life.:-)
1 Bacha Dabang dekh kar aya.
School mein sir: Tumhare saare answer galat hain marks dain to kahan?
Bacha: Kamal Karte Hain Master Ji.
Marks He To Mang Rahe Hain,
Chup Chap De Do Warna Thapar Maar K Bhi Le Sakte Hain.
Sir: Begairat
Bacha: Begairat Se Yaad Aaya,
Aap K Papa Kaise Hain?
Sir: Nikal ja meri class se
Bacha: Chup Chap Se Marks De Do
Warna Answer Sheet Me Itne Ched Karenge K Confuje Ho Jaoge K Marks Kahan Dein Or Zero Kahan Dain :D
Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast seven hours a day
Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for six hours