..:: Height of Good Luck ::..
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good. Sit down... <(")
:P
Maths sir: what is a line?
A genius answerd:
A line is a dot, going 4 a walk!
Sir:-so wht r parallel lines.?
A dot going for a walk with his girlfrnd. :D
Doctors Vs Engineers...
A must read:
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Scene 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI)
7 Engineers take 1 ticket & 7 doctor buy all 7 tickets
... Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks
one hand come out with the ticket & the TC goes away
Now on return Journey
All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE
So they all decide to take Passenger till Lonavala
from there they can easily get a Local to PUNE
Scene 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)
Doctors decided: " This time we will prove that we too are equal
All 7 Doctors take one ticket..! Engineers don't buy any ticket at all
TC arrives
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET, ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE
1 Engineer gets out and knock the door of Doctor's toilet
One hand comes out with theticket , he takes the ticket and comes in Engineer's bathroom
TC DRIVES out all the doctors from toilet and they are heavily fined
Scene 3 (LONAVALA)
So now both the group are on Lonavala station
Doctors planing their move for last chance , they board the local to Pune
This time Doctors decide that they will play the same 1 ticket Trick
All Doctors take one ticket
Engineer buy all 7 tickets this time
So TC comes..
All Engineers showed their tickets
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train.. :D
I go to university, to attend "CLASS" .
...C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
at home, i have to "STUDY".
...S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dancing, Youtube.
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in class, i got some "HOMEWORK."
...H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
while doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
...TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.
who say study life isnt fun?
''Rockstar'' : "Toote Hue Dil Se Hi Sangeet Nikalta Hai"
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'' Students '' : "Unread Syllabus" Se Hi Paper Nikalta Hai"
Nursury k student ne Exam sheet pe SuSu kar dia..
Teacher:Gadhe ye kya kia..
Student ..miss Ap ni hi kaha ta ..Phele jo araha hai woh karo:)
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napolean die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.
Did the student Answer Anything Wrong...??? :0 :P :P
Like if u Support Student :P :P
"We students are always the best"..
Look how We study
1)Before Paper Unnecessary sms to frndz.
2)Plan each day to study but end of the day- "Kal se pakka"..
3)We waste all our time in counting chapters instead of doing them.
4)We want break after every two pages..
5)Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry..
6)v even start liking doordarshan..
7)About every hard topic we think- "lagta nhi k ye aayega"
8)Before starting study, message to friends "kitna padha? Me kya padhu?"
9)Right now You are thinking of sharing this message with your friends.
10)On each point You smiled, n think "hum per to bilkul set hai" :-)
A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad,
No Money, No fun.
Your Son.
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His Father Replied:
So Sad, Very Bad!
Your Dad