Teacher- Isko Hindi me translate karo..
Hey frnds, Look a Beautiful Girl is standing there..
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Student : Wo Dekho saalo , Tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai....
:P:D
LATEST EXAM TIP :-
Agar Exam dete time question paper dekh ke kuch na "suje"
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toh
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sir ko zor se desk pe mariye,
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Suj jaega. :)
Why We Sometimes Write"Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->
WHAT WE LEARNED DURING LECTURES!
how to yawn widout opening mouth :P
how to sleep wid eyes open :D
how to believe dat dis lecture will end soon :P
how to cntrol our anger :-/
how to text widout lukng at the cellphone:->
how to eat chips without moving mouth ;-)
how to pretend that we are undrstandng each and every word of teacherzZ :D
We are Experts.. ;-)
2 studnts cheating karne hi
walethe ke
Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi
kya
pucha?
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...
Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan
ka
capital
kya hai..
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Teachr: Toh tum ne bata dya?
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Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko
danta
tha k
abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab
na
"TOKYO" ;) :P :D
student n frndship always rockssss!!
Exam me ek Studnt copy pe Flowers bna rha tha.
Sir:- Ye kya! Flowers kyu bana rhe ho?
Studnt:- Ye flowrs Meri "Yaddasht ko dedicated hai jo abi-abi guzr gyi''
Teacher: physics ki definition kro?
Students: pura nai ata akhir se todha yad hai
Teacher: ok sunao
Students: "and this is called physics.." :D
Letter to principal
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Haye saale!,
yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai.
Kamino,students ki jaan nikal jati hai.
Upar se kutte checking to aise karta hai jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le raha ho...
Aisa syllabus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan toh haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai
tera baap bhi is paper mei pass nai hoga,tu khud is paper mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...
Yours sincerely,
(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga :)
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski "BEHAN" ho..!