Newton, Einstein, Thomas ka
favourite song
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Baithe baithe kya karein
karna he kuch kaam
Chalo banaye formula
aur kare bacho ka jeena
haraam :P:D
Student's Law Of
Tension
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Pressure Is Inversely
Proportional To The Number
Of Days Left For the Exams,
Where 'KAL SE PADHENGE'
Remains Constant!"
STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL.
-Apny BED say pyar kro, yeh tumhara apna hy:-)
-Din ko aram kro taky tm rat mein so sko:-)
-Books pakeza hai is leay hath na lgao:-)
-Koi kam kal py na choro wo parso ya tarso b kia ja skta hy:-)
-Agr parhny ka dil kary to aram sy beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na ho jaey.;-)
-Ye mat bhulo k study aik healthy activity hy is leay isy bemar logon k leay chor do.:-D
A Public Service Message.
from NSF..
(Naliaq Student Federation).
Extraordinarily Student
Teacher: "Do you know Avogadro's Number"?
Student: "Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki"?
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Teacher: "Ladka"
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Student: "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko Ke Number Nahi Rakhta" ;) :P
Teacher:
Water ka formula batao
Student:
H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4+AlCl3+NaOH+ HNO3+H2SO4+HCl+CO2
Teacher:
Ye kya hai?
Student:
Sir ye Municipality ka pani hai..! :) :)
Definition of STUDENT :-
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Student wo hai jise lecture mein
Angelina jolie ka khyal aata hai
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Theatre mein Assignment ka
sawal yaad aata hai
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Mess me ghr k khane ka swaad
yaad atahai
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Exam se pehli raat syllabus yaad
aata hai
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Practical me kuch nhi ata fir bhi
pas hone ka andaz ata hai
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Bunk karte waqt class me saman
bhul ata hai
lekin pkda fir bi ni jata hai
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Attendance se jyada proxy lgata
hai
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Placement ke khyal me 3
saal barbaad krwata hai
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But Phir bhi Student kehlata
hai ;-)
After Exam::
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
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Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko" :D :P
Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar Apni Answer
Sheet Khaali Chhod Aate Hain Ke Kahi
Teachers Ye Na Kahein,
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"Dekho Aaj Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawaab
Dete Hain" :P
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Sanskar You Know..!! ;-) :P
Things I do when I have to study:
1% = Study.
99% = Tell people I have to study. :D :D