-: EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :-
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Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti
rhi,
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Aur nind mujhe apni taraf
khichti rhi,
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Nind ka jhoka mera man moh
gaya,
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Aur kal raat fir ek honhar studnt
bina padhe so gaya.. :/ :P :D
Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!
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Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!
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Qnki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA HONGI.........:) ;)
1st friend: I have MBA Degree kya karu?
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2nd friend : Olx pe bech de
Sabhi Students Ko Infom Kiya Jata Hai Ki
Wo Apne Results Aane Se Pehle
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Ghar Ki Sab
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Chapallen
Belts
Pipes
Wires
Bat
Jhadu
Wipar Etc..Chhupa De..
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Nahi To Result Kharab Aaya To, Khamakha Padosiyo Ko Free Action Drama Dekhne Ko Mil Jayega...
-This is Student Life-
Definition s Altered..: D
1- SPEED :
Getting ready in 5 minutes
2- SHARING :
Whole class copying one assignment
but in totally different way
3- PRESENTATI ON SKILLS :
Can present one answer in 5 different
ways for 5 different questions :D
4- EDITING :
Your report contains at least 5 pages
less than the person from whom
you copied
5- MULTI TASKING:
Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf,
gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming,
making teacher's sketch and still pretending
that you are listening what teacher is saying.
6- ART :
Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
7- SENSE OF HUMOR :
Provide best unintentional humor to
teachers during Viva :D
8- CONSISTENCY Y : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance in 5 different voices.
10- STAMINA :
Tolerating teacher for consecutive1 hour :D
11- PERIPHERAL VISION:
Staring at your crush, no matter where
so ever he/she sits :D
12- HUMANITY :
Failing and keeping the consistency of
giving others a chance to top!:D
13- TALENT :
Make whole class laugh no matter how
tense...
Pr0UD TO BE SUCH STUDENT :-D:-D
Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
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2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... :p
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3. Ma'am I was asking for the eraser :(
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4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha :/
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5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ??
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6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete
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7.lag gyi bhai aaj
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8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
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9. Paper kaisa tha.. ??
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10. sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi de raha hai.. :D
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And The Famous one
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11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next tym acche se padhayi karunga.... :p :O :D
Teacher student se:
"Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?"
Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho
ge?
Studnt:-
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"Ye kis kuttey k bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai":P
Student Rocxxx ...
Teacher shocxxx.. :D
Girlfrend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha swthrt
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Frend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k
tujhe koi aur topic nhi milta
kya mood kharab karne k liye
kamine :D :D saala meko kya
pata tha ki english ka paper
hai . .main to History padh k
gaya tha :/ :/ :/
Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata
Hai?
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Boy - Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi
Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!
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Sidhi Baat No Bakvas.. Clear
hai!! ;-)