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When In School, The First To Finish the EXAM meant,

"OMG!! he Knows Everything!"

Now at College, The 1st to finish means,

"Isko bhi GHANTA nai ata!":D


Three types of students
have 100% attendance in schools-
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1. Intelligent bookish
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2. Girlfriend wale
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3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai


Har Maa-Baap Aapne Baccho Se Yahi Kehte Hai-

'Beta, DIL Laga K Padhai Karo'
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Aab Unhe Koun Samjhaye,
DIL Lagane K Baad Padhai Kaha Ho Pati Hai :D :P

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Student Brain is like the...

"" Bermuda Triangle""

Information goes in and then

" It's never found again"


Classic xample of studnts of different
standards:
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1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I
studied
everything for exam..
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3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question was
very
hard, soIleft only dat qstn!
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5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only
important
qstns!
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7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r
enough 2
pass!
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9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai
yaar.. ??
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And in college:
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Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere
paas toh pen bhi nahi hai..


"kitni shiddat se maine book uthane ki koshish ki hai...
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ki har panne ne mujhe sulane ki sajish ki hai..
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kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko dil se samajhna chaho..

to puri kaaynat hame usme confuse karne me jut jati hai...
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par padhna padta hai...

qki..
"CHAPTER ABHI BAKI HE MERE DOST"...

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NEW DISEASE FOUND.
SLEEPTORIA.
cause- lectures n book exposure.
host- student.
syptoms- head falling on table, auto closrs of eyez.
signs- redness of eyez, memory loss, poronia.
spread- student to student.
precaustion- bunk classes, prevent exposures to books.
treatment- watch movies, attend canteen sessesions, surf internet.
share fo al students, so that they dont suffer frm the disease.:)


Every student gets an opportunity to sleep,
talk & chat inside class..

But some miss those beautiful moments..

Those rascals are known as.....
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TOPPERS!!


The awsum lines from school days
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"OYE, tu ne homework kiya?? "
"nahi"
"chal,sahi hai phir sath mein bahar niklenge"

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