A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
Head, I go to sleep.
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study :p
4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E]
1ST LINE 2 BE WRITEEN IN EXAMS:
All the answers written below are imagnary and work of my creative mind.
Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK is UNINTENTIONAL and PURELY ACCIDENTAL!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta
Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!!
Kitaben Khuli Ho Ya Ho Bandh
Padhaai Last Night Hee Hoti Hain
Kaise Kahun Main-O-Yaara Ye
Engineering Aise Hee Hoti Hain!
Father on the day of
graduation ceremony
of his son asks him-
What was the
hardest thing u learned
at College?
How to open
Beer bottles with teeth!
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay!!