Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?
Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.
Der r 3 kinds of studnts in d world.
Sum make wonders happen,
Sum c wonders happen,
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Others wonder wat happened:.
STUDNTS JINDABAD.
Smoking Efects Lungs
Drinking Efects Liver
Grls Efect Heart
Bt D Most Dangerx One Is:
STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =P
Avoid It ;->
STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main baat karta Hon
Urdu Teacher Urdu Main
Arabi Teacher Arabi Main
Tu Aap Maths Main Q baat Nahi karte
Math Teacher: Mujh Se 3, 5 Mat karo
Saari 420c Nikal dunga
Chalo Ab 9 , 2 , 11 Ho Jao
Warna Aisa Maronga k 1 k 2, 2 k 4 Nazar Aaenge
Height of dhoka-
Student to his friend: Yaar dhoka ho gaya.
Friend:Kya hua?
Student: Yaar book ke liye paise mangwaye they, gharwalo ne book hi bhej di
A terror for the day
When I was studying in schol my Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses..
Do u know why?
Because, I was such a "BRIGHT STUDENT!
Histry sir was on leave
So Science sir was askd 2 set d paper
The vry 1st Q shocked students
- Describe jhansi Rani wid a neat diagrm & label the parts !
Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold !
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.