Santa baalon k saath saath kandhe pe b shampo laga rha tha.ye dekh k wife boli-kya kr re ho?
Santa-ye koi aam shampo nai hai ye Head & shoulder hai.
Santa: I am feeling rather homesick.
Banta: But you are at home.
Santa: I know. But I am sick of it
Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kaise?
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Man: Santa where were U born? Santa: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain,
Banta vhild - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain.