Santa apna sar pani me duba rha tha
Biwi-kya kar rhe h?
Santa-Dimag chalta nhi h Sala
dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi.
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SANTA nikkar pehan kar cycle chala raha tha,
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toh ab kya wo nikker bhi utaar de?
Jaan lelo santa ki!! Har baat me mazaak,,,!!
Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta,
santa- yaar krta to bhut h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu
SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola
"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?
Banta:koi fark nai,
Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
Santa:-Agar Teri Bivi Ko Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega?
Banta:-Mujhe Kya Karna ! Ye Do Behno Ka Aapsi Mamla Hai
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!