1baar Santa paise jama krne Bank gya
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do
Santa-Me apne A/c me jama kr rha hu,fata karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?
Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machardani pehni.?
BANTA-Aisa q?
SANTA-Jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi.
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Santa 1st time plane par baitha:jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, santa pilat ko maarne laga.or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai.
Manager: what is your qualification?
Santa:- Sir, i am PHD.
Manager:(Shocked) what do u mean by PHD?
Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool with Difficulty.
Teacher-wat is half of 8?
Rajnikant-4,,,
Santa:agar horizntaly aadha karo to '0',Aur verticaly kato toh '3' ,,,
for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks
Dentist to santa Apka daant nikalna padega
Santa kitne paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
Santa ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa "DHEELA" kr do nikaal main khud lunga.
Santa ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.
Santa: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "DIDI" rakhn ge;-)