Santa: What is difference
between coffee shop & wine shop?
Banta: coffee shop is the starting point of love
and wine shop is last point of love..:P:P:D
PJ TIME:-
Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta
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Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai
sony ya star plus laga lo wo bhi achhe
channel hai.;-):-P:-D:-D
Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole-
'VAR MANGO VATS'
Santa-prabhu ! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu
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'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE' :D :D
Santa 2 dad :-
Car ki chabi do College me function hai...
Dad :- Car ??
Santa -:10 lakh ki car me junga rob pdega... :)
Dad :- Ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob Padega :D
Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher..
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha,
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
Teacher: Translate Into English, Inn Barisho Se Dosti Achi Nahe Faraz
Kaccha Tera Makan Ha Kuch To Khial Kar
Santa: Friendship With These Rains Not Good Faraz
How Cheap Is Ur Home, Behave Yourself!!!
A Santa goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Santa Ki Biwi Bhaag Gaee.
3 Dinoon Kay Baad Wapis Aaye.
Santa Gussay Say Bola "Ab Kya Lainay Aae Ho"
Biwi Boli: "Main Apnay Mobile Ka Charger Bhool Gaee Thi"