Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
"I MISS YOU"
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya,
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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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"I Mr. YOU"
Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
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Santa:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....??
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Santa:- ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai.:P =D :D :P
Santa aur Banta Ne do Ghode khareede.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai ?
Santa : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum
kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
Santa : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Santa bola: Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera.. ;-):-D:-P
AutowaLa: Saab! 30 Rs Hue
Santa: Le 15 Rs
AutowaLa: Saab Ye To Beimani Hai
Santa: Beimani Kaisi? Tu Bhi To Baith Ke Aaya Hai; Aadha Tu De.
=))
Santa ko puri raat machharo ne bahut pareshan kiya.
Uski khopdi ghumi
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Aur fir apne smart Santa ne ZEHER pia aur bola.
Ab kato saalo,sab maroge.
Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword bhool jata
tha.
Aik baar usne socha mein apni windows ka pasword
kya rakhon jo kabhi na bholun.
Usne pasword rakha INCORRECT ...
Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta
"Ur pasword is Incorrect"
Santa Rocked
Computer Shocked :p :P
Santa Apnay Dost Say - Yaar Ye Larki Behri Hay.
Banta - Wo Kesay ?
Santa - Main Nay Isay Kaha ............. " I Love You "
Ye Kehti Hay Main Nay Kal Hi Naya Sandle Khareeda Hay
Santa- Aise kaunsi cheez hai jo laal hai aur trin trin karti hai.... :>
Banta- telephone
Santa- galat
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Banta- toh :s
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Santa-tamatar, trin trin toh khali confusion k liye bola tha :D
Santa- Yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo teri bhabhi ke dil par ja lage?
Banta- Goli maar de. . .