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Santa Banta Sms and Santa Banta Quotes


Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
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to Murgi bhi teri....
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Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De O.o


Hospital k bahar Santa zor zor se ro rha tha.
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kisi ne pucha k ku ro rhe ho?

toh
Santa ne kha 20 sal bad beta hua woh bi chota sa :'(
:D :D


Santa: tu miror ke samne baith kar kyo pdhta hai?

Banta: fayade ha

1.Sath Me revsion ho jata hai
2.Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai
3.padne ke liye company mil jati hai...

Bantaa roockss

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'Santa :Jyotishi key paas kundli
dikhane
gaya:

Jyotish-Tera naam Santa hai ?.

Santa-Ji

Jyotish-Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai?

Santa-ji

Jyotish-teri 2 beti hain ?

Santa-ji
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Jyotish-tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide
hain ?
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Santa-aap to antaryami hain
maharaj.

Jyotish-dafa ho jao yaha se.

Agli dafa
kundli lana, ration card nahin...'


Santa- Banta 1 dawat me gye.....
Wahan 1 admi ne unse pucha-aap
kon?
Santa - main ladke walo ki side se.
Banta - or main ladki walo ki side se..
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Aadmi- Saaloo yaha mere baap ki 13vi
hai.... :( :( :p


Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati..
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene
gaya..
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney
lagey..
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Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola.. .
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"kidhar.. ??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...:p :D :O :D

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Santa ka bhai USA se aaya.
Aate hi:Bhai maa kaha hai ?

Santa : Wo to mar gai.

Bhai : Saale tune mujhe btaya Q ni?

Santa : Socha surprise dunga..!!!


Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai.. ??
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Santa: "oye 8 - 10 peg Lagane tak baja lo
uske baad toh hum sab generator ki
awaz par bhi naach lenge... :p :O :D :D "


Santa in computer exam ;
Examiner: What is Microsoft
Excel ??
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Santa: It is a new branch of Surf
Excel to clean the computer..:P:-D

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