Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
On a romantic day Santa's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Santa : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted,
BETA hua BETA.
She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool,
It's a gal
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?