Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a person asked what he was doing.
He replied Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar!!!
Santa : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
Santa : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoofkaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!