Santa walks into a library & says,
"Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Santa: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform.
Santa sent an SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Santa: B.Com final year"
Santa proposed a girl
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.
Santa said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.
Santa photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.