Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Santa-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Santa-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Santa-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murg Santa si
Santa wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"
Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler