Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Santa ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
Shayari by Santa ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
Santaji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road.why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Santaji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Santa's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Santa's wife: O Santa ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di??
Santa ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.