When are you going to marry me?
I can live without you.
I love you dear,
marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Katrina Kaif messaged me!
Silly girl.
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi
Wah Wah Wah Wah
Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi
Wah Wah Wah Wah
Subah uthkar balance dekha to waat lag gayi!
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?
Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na SmS karte ho,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho!
Jab kanjusi ka oscar diya jayega
tab tumhar naam sabse upper aayega
galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Apki yadon ko pepsi banakar piya karenge
bewaqt aapko miss kiya karenge,,,
MAR bhi gaye to kya ,,,
YAMRAAJ ke mobile se sms aapko kiya karenge...