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Naughty Sms and Naughty Quotes


If your naughty go 2 your room,
If you wanna be naughty then go 2 mine.


What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.


Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.


Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?


Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!


It's the sweetest thing to do.Do it the bed,
on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.


I want to suck you...
lick you...
wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...
yep, tat's how u...
Eat an ice cream.

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