Kameene Dost..
A broken lover's emotional line
turned funny by his friend...
Lover: I want her back!!
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Friend-and what abt her 'front' :P
Raat k 3 baje Phone Aya:
Hello! Yahan RESHMA MEHFOOZ Rehti h kya?
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Boy: Abe Saale Raat k 3 baje agar RESHMA Mere Paas hoti to MEHFOOZ Rehti kya ??
2 men in a wedding function:
1st - Lo..!! kuch din phle hi godi me
kheli thi or aaj iski shadi hai
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2nd - Aap dulhan k baap ho..?
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1st - Nahi; dulhan ka BOSS xD :p
Bivi ne Kurti utari,
Sexy Nazron se Santa ki Taraf Dekhte huye....Salwar bhi Uttar k Boli- Pata Hai Na, Kya karna Hai ? :)
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SANTA- Ghanta !!!!!
MAI RAAT KO KAPDE NAHI DHOUNGA... Itni Sardi Hai :(
Larka apni girl friend k liye choriyan le kar aya
Girl Friend: khud pehna do
Larka: mujhe nhi pata tha k itna acha responce mile ga wrna men kapady le kr ata!
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high
(Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one :-D
It's keeping ur mouth shut :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo ;->
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.