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college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai, agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai


Gabber: Aaj maine Basanti ko nahate hue dekha!
Viru: Kutte, Kamine main tera khun pi jaunga.
Gabber: Haramkhor, me naha raha tha or Bansanti ja rahi thi !!


ghor kalyug ka sabhut,,,!

boy-"kya me tumara hath chum sakta hu...?
girl- kyu ? kutte,,,kamine,,,,!
mere hoto me kya jahar laga he kya..??

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Court Me Pati Talak K Liye Gaya, Pati Judge Se Bola"Sir I M Not Happy With My Wife. To Patni Boli "Kamine Sara Mohalla Khush Hai Bus Tere Hi Nakhre Hai."


ARZ KIYA HAI,,,,jungle me sapere BEEN liye baithe hai.,,, zara gaur farmaye.,,,jungle me sapere BEEN liye baithe hai. saap bhi bade KAMINE hai DURBEEN liye baithe hai,,,,


Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai,,, kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai,,,


Tu apne dil ka don he,
tu mere liye ek carore ki lon hai,
kamine kitni ladkiyo ke sath firta hai,
kam se kam ye to bata, inme se meri bhabhi kon h


He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

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