Kabhi kabhi nahi, har roz mili,
Zindagi se har 1 mauj mili,
Bas ek sachha dost manga tha zindagi se,
..mujhe to kameeno ki fauj mili.
Sachche Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine kabhi phone nahi karenge.
2) Zaleem hans k SMS Padhenge.
3) Jitni bezati ho jaye,besharam msg pura padh k rahege.
Pucha muzse chand sitaro ne
Tuze bhula diya kya tere Jigri yaro ne
Mene muskurate hue kaha
Bhool to nahi sakte
Bas lage honge Kamine kisi ko patane me.
Friendship isn't about "i m sorry"
its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"
Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"
Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"
Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"
Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de"
Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai
Manager: What can I do?
Husband: Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
1 din chand ne mujse kaha,tere ye dost kamine he bekar he chalu he matlabi he msg nahi karte maine chand ko ghura&guse se kaha ,,,,muje pata hai.
Kamine
Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine
Kamine Kamine Kamine Aap ki 'KAMI-Ne' itna pareshan kar diya ki humko msg karna hi pada.
Unki galise mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jin ke liye janaza nikla unka Ghar aaya mere dost siti bajane lage ,rakh kar mera janaza kamine use PATANE lage
Lo meri girl frnd ka photo dekho..
Thoda aur aage
Nahi dikhi?
Kamine, BHABHI ki nazar se dekhta to zarur Dikhti!