Ek Baar Santa Cold drinks ki
dukan
per gaya Or Dukandar se bola..!!
Ek pepsi bottle kholo bhai..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik 7-up bhi
kholo..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik sprite bhi kholo..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik Mountain
Dew bhi
kholo
yar..
Dukandar ko gussa aya aur
Bola:
Tu kaunsi piye ga mere baap..??
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Santa : Bhaijan peeni to koi nhi
hai..
muje to ye bottle khulne ki
aavaj badi pasand hai..
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thasssss
thasssss... :p :D
Nikaah K Baad Dulha:
"Maulvi saheb apki Fees?"
Maulvi: Janaab, Begum Ki Khoobsurti Ke Mutabiq De do..!
Dulhe Miya Ne 10 ka note De Diye aur uth kar jaane lage.
Achanak Hawa Se Dulhan Ka Ghoonghat Uth Gaya..
Maulvi:
Amma,, Miya Baki paise To Lete jao.
Baap: Beta !!! zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,
warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahay he na Wo 8 nazar aayenge,
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Beta: "Magar Dad! wo to sirf 2 Aadmi he!
BF: Darling tere ghar me sab kaise maan gaye hamarei shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nahi, ek
question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha???
GF: Ladka kya kar raha hai!!
mene bas bola Pet k andar laat maar raha hai
What Is Similarity Between Husband
And
Split AC ... ???
Guess
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Dono He Ghar k Bahar Shor Machate Hain
Aur Ghar k Andar Silent :P
Wife: mai har roz puja karti hun kaash ek din Shree Krishna ke darshan ho jaye.
Husband: Ek baar Meerabai ban ke zahar peele, Shree Krishna kya, sare bhagwano ke darshan ho jayenge
Santa :"Mere pass Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai. Tumhare pass kya hai ???
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Banta :"Mere pass bhi Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai
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Santa :"To saaley apni Maa kiske pass hai ???
Interview for Sales Profile..
Interviewer - do you have a GF ?
Candidate - no
Interviewer - bhaag saale,
ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya patayega.
3 Bachy apne apne shaher ki sardi pe bahas kar rahe the.
1st: Humare yahan itni sardi prti hai k jb Hum subah nalka kholte hain to pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai.
2nd: Bus itni..! Humare yahan to itni sardi parti hai ki Hum jo b baat karty hain wo jam jati hai phir Hum use aag pr pighla k sunte hain.
3rd: Bs itni si, Kal Hmare ghar mehman aye, un k jane k bd Humen sofe pe 1 baraf ka gola para hua mila. Jub Hm ne use aag pe pighlaya to awaz aai
Poooooooon. :D