She said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i said....
oh my GOD!!!! what a co-
incodence!:O
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I love my self too.... :p ;)
bechari ki bolti band ho gai :D ;)
Mom-Dahi khatam ho gaya !!
Me-To Sasural Simar ka Chalu kardo !
Mom-Kya ?
Me- Ha wo Dimag ka Dahi kar dega na !!
*flying chappal* :P
Wife :- Do you love me more or your mother?
Husband :- Let's go to shopping. -_-
1 PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad
"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
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Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha
Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a
car crash ?
Santa: I was going in my car then I
suddenly lost control.
Policeman: Then what happened ?
Santa: I saw 2 people on the right and a
wedding on the left You tell which would I
hit ?
Policeman: The 2 people on the right of
course, would cause less damage.
Santa: Exactly what I thought.
I hit the first one but then the other one
ran into the wedding so I went after
him ! xD
Newly married women apni mom ko call
krti h ,,
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women : mom, kal raat meri unse
ladaai ho gayi ,, .
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mom - Koi baat nahi, Ye to pati
patni ke beech hota hi hai ,,
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women - Wo to thik h mom, par ab
laash Ka kya Karu ?
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mom - OLX pe bech de. . .
Ek admi ki shadi hui,
Dost se Mashwra liya k apni BV ka DiL kese jetoon ?
Frnd: Us k pas Cigret laga kar jana or dhuwa us k muh pe mar k kehna:
Agar tum kaho to ye adat bhi chor sakta hun :->
Us ne jaa kr esa hi kia.
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BV ne sun kar jawab dia:
"NAi its 0k. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna he :-O
?1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?
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Churail Ki Churail Rehti Hain! :-/ :D
Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
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Boy: Nahi
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Girl: Q Nahi?
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Boy: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. ;-):P :P