A Banarasi went to make a passport.
Officer- Whats your Name?
Bhaiya - Ramkhilavan Mishra
Officer - Provide us your PAN Details.
Bhaiya -120/300, Banarasi, halka Chuna, double Kattha, navratan kivam , Kachi pakki Supari, long - ilaychi aur tanik hari patti .
Pappu ki Wife kidnap ho Gayi
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Kidnappers ne Uski Wife ki Ungli kaat kar Bheji aur Phone karke Paise Mange
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Pappu - Ungli toh kisi ki Bhi ho Sakti hai
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Mundi Bhej Mundi ..
Kidnapper Shocked, Pappu Rocked ..
SANTA in court(sad): Bachpan
me agar maa
ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din
na dekhna
padta.:(:'(
JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/
SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi
chutiyon wali
baat kar rahe ho.
Jab baat hi
nahi suni to
kaise bataau kya kehti
thi....8-| :> /:)
Beggar:Give me food.
Man: I'll give U Vodka.
Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.
Man: I'll give U cigarettes.
Beggar: I don't smoke.
Man: I'll take U to race. Beggar: I don't gamble.
Man: I'll get U girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I'll give U food, but first U have to come to my
house.
Begger: why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get
into when they don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love
only their own WIFE...:P
Boy in Church : I have sinned.
Father : What's it my son?
Boy : Father, I slept with Married Woman
Father : I get such confessions often, was it Suzy from Gary Apartment?
Boy : No Father?
Father : Mona from Palm Garden?
Boy : No
Father : Rachel from Vila Building?
Boy runs out of the church & meets his friends.
Friends : Did you confess?
Boy : No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...?
Moral:
Boys will always be Boys....hahahah lollzzzz
ladki bolne wala tota kharidne gayi..!!
... ladki totey se : main kaise lagti hu ?
.
Tota : awara lagti ho.
Ladki : tota badtameez hai
dukandar ne tote ko pani me dubaya or pucha phir gali dega ?
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Tota : nahi
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ladki : agar mere ghar pe mere sath ek admi aaye to tum kya sochoge ?
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Tota : tumhara pati hoga
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ladki : agar 2 admi ho to ?
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Tota : pati or Bhai
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ladki : agar 3 admi ho to ?
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Tota : pati, Bhai or Driver.
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ladki : agar 4 ho to ?
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Tota : pani le aao mene phle hi kha tha awara hai..!! ;) :P :D
Interview of Railway job.....
Officer- Agr tumhe pta chale ki ek hi track pr aamne saamne se train aa jae to kya Karoge?
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Intrviwr- Sbse pehle me line change karuga..
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Offcr- Agr na Kr ske to?
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Intrvwr- Me Red Signal Dikhauga
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Offcr- Agar Lite nahi hue to?
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Intrvwr- To me Lal Kapda Dikhauga.
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Offcr- Agr Kapda na mila to?
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Intrvwr- To me apni Maa ko bulauga
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Offcr- Maa ko Q?
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Intrvwr- O G Unko Train ka Accident hote hue dekhne ka Bada Shauq hai
Santa - Maa khush khabri hai
Maa - Bool bata.Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya
Maa - beeta huwa ya beeti?
Santa - Mari biwi na doosri shadi kar li
1Ladka Dusre Ladke se.. Tum ne
MeriGF ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ??
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Ladke ne Mast Jawab Dia:"
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JaB TaK LadkI KunwARi Hai..
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Na TumhARi Hai..
Na HamaRi hai.. bas sarkari hai..:p :O :D :D