Maalik: Ramu, is saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur
g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: Father in law.
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!