Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Wife: Jb Tm Desi Sharab Peete Hoto Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho
Jb Whisky Peete Ho To Darling,
Aaj Kia Piya Hai Jo Chudail Keh Rahe Ho..?
Husband: Aj Me Hosh Me Hun.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked "Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri he!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hoon"
Husband: God ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: God ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Ek admi adhi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.