How can Santa Kill a Lion ?
Santaji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Santa : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.