Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
machhar says, "Main teri COKE se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Santa;Nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Santa;abey ullu everyyear.
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.