Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi..
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta.
Beta: jo mard apny dushmano sy bhaagta hai woh buzdil hota hai dady....
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!