Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar mein pani ghus gaya hai.
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Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.
Premika:Aisa Khat koi Likh Sajna,
Meri Umar Beet Jaye Pdhne Me...
Premi:
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Le Padh le.
Ustad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha?
Boy: Hathi
UstaD: Nalaiq,Tera Bap Kia Krta Hy?
Boy: BSP KA Unit incharg he
Ustad: Shabash Hathi is the right answer .
Santa Banta se:
America main Hollywood hai.
India mai Bollywood hai.
England mai kya hai ?
Banta:
England mai Collingwood hai.. :-)
Shaadi mein khana khula...
Santa ko plate nahi mili..
Santa apni jholi mein khana dalne laga..
Logon ne poocha Ye Kya..
Santa: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga...
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...
aadmi jyotish se
meri shaadi q nahi ho rahi..?
jyotish:
ab qudrat ne teri qismat mein dukh nahi likhy to mein kiya karun...
Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya hai aur aap laddu khila rahe hai?Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,bahumat 2 mere bete ke saath hai.
1 Billi Chohey ko Pakar Rahi Thi,
Choha Bhag Bhag Kar Jab Thak Gaya
To Barrey Style Se Khary ho Kar Bola:
"Billo Rani! Kaho to Apni Jaan De Don."
Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo tou woh poora hota hai!!!
Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj aap meri baahon me hoti.