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Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar mein pani ghus gaya hai.
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Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.


Premika:Aisa Khat koi Likh Sajna,
Meri Umar Beet Jaye Pdhne Me...
Premi:

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Le Padh le.


Ustad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha?
Boy: Hathi
UstaD: Nalaiq,Tera Bap Kia Krta Hy?
Boy: BSP KA Unit incharg he
Ustad: Shabash Hathi is the right answer .

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Santa Banta se:

America main Hollywood hai.

India mai Bollywood hai.

England mai kya hai ?

Banta:

England mai Collingwood hai.. :-)


Shaadi mein khana khula...

Santa ko plate nahi mili..

Santa apni jholi mein khana dalne laga..

Logon ne poocha Ye Kya..

Santa: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga...

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...


aadmi jyotish se

meri shaadi q nahi ho rahi..?

jyotish:

ab qudrat ne teri qismat mein dukh nahi likhy to mein kiya karun...

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Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya hai aur aap laddu khila rahe hai?Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,bahumat 2 mere bete ke saath hai.


1 Billi Chohey ko Pakar Rahi Thi,
Choha Bhag Bhag Kar Jab Thak Gaya


To Barrey Style Se Khary ho Kar Bola:



"Billo Rani! Kaho to Apni Jaan De Don."


Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo tou woh poora hota hai!!!

Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj aap meri baahon me hoti.

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