Dr. to Patient's frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.
Friend: Aby saly,
aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?
Badati Mahngai
Aaj Se 25 saal Baad-
Chawal-2Rs/Dane
Gehu-1Rs/Dane
Tel-6Rs/Boond.
"Koi 3 ITEM Lene Par Deshi Ghee Muft Sunghaya Jayega"
Santa Oxford university me professor tha
Wah wah
Santa Oxford university me professor tha
Niche kya dhund rahe ho?
Joke to upar tha.!
Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): btao mere hath mai kia hai?.
dosara pagal: rail gari
1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
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2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha.
husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga..
wife: to kya hua bchcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..
santaji, Agar aap ki wife ko Jinn chimmat jayein...
To aap kya karo ge...?
santaji:Mein ne kya karna hai...
Ghalti Jinn ki hai, Khud Bhugtey....
Robert:-Boss isne kuch nahi kiya phir ise saza kyu di.
Ajit:-smart boy!Aajkal PREPAID ka jamana hai.Pehle saza bhugto phir galti karo
Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai, kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!
Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..
Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli "cross kr loge ya me utru?' :-)