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Jo Hamesha
Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko
HANS MUKH
Kehte Hain.
Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
HUSBAND
kehte Hain.


How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?


Santa Banta se: Bhai ye khushiyan kya hoti hain?
Banta: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi.!!

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Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hain,vo sabke samne apne pati ko " Abey Gadhe" nahi kahti isliye short me kehti hain " A.G "sunte ho...


1980-bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
wo jo bada bangala hai wo.
2019-xcuse me yaha engineer sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
abey kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja.


girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

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A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.

Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
Officer:"No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow."


Doctor: Tell Me How Many Fingers Do U See?

Patient: 13.

Doctor: I Dont Understand

Whether Ur Eyes R Weak Or Ur Maths?


A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen

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