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Jokes Sms and Jokes Quotes


Bartender: I Think
Uve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->


Theres a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ,,,,

Its called Marriage ,,, ;->


// Height Of
Job Frustration //

A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper,,,, ;->

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Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?


2 pathan:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga,,,


Difference between bus driver & conductor. conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega aur agar driver so jaye to sabka ticket kat jayega.


BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho
Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?
Boy: Arey nahin !!
Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....

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Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!


You know why women starts with 'W'…
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!


Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain,
Banta vhild - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain.

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