Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next,,,
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta.
Beta: jo mard apny dushmano sy bhaagta hai woh buzdil hota hai dady.
Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta.
Beta: jo mard apny dushmano sy bhaagta hai woh buzdil hota hai dady.
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
Id All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone
Frnd: Wht Hapend?
Man: My Wife Found Out ;)
Father: Beta mein is saal tjhay exams kay baad bike zarur le kar doonga chahay tu pass ho ya fail
Son: Kia! sachchi
Father: Haan bilkul pass hua to Honda college janay kay liye
fail hua to Yamaha doodh bechnay kay liye :-D
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."
Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"
Man 1:
"Ive A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ,,,," ;->