girl:- tu mere liye kya karega?
boy:-kya karu?
girl: mere liye chand laake dega?
boy:- laake to dunga, par phir pruthvi ke aaju-baju mein kya tera baap ghoomega?
TC: I think ur son is above 12, he needs a full ticket.
Lady: How he can be 12? I hav been married for 10 years.
TC: I collect fares not confessions.
Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye
Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?
Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai,,,
"DHAKKAA !"
Boy: Bade Zalim hain teri Gali k bache.
Girl: kya hua
Boy: Kutte piche laga k kehte hain,
PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long
Girl-Mairi skin bohat soft, mulaayam, sensitive hai aur rang bohat gorra hai. Sone se pehlay kya laga k soya karoon ??
Doctor: "Darwaje ki KUNDI,,,,"GUD NYT
Sher sherni ko kiss krne lga Sherni ne rok dia or idhr udhr dekhne lagi
Sher: kya hua?
Shreni -Dekh rhi hu aas pas Discovery wale to nhi hai!
Sir studnt se:btao k apple A se aata hy ya B se?
Studnt:sir apple na A se aata hy na B se balke ya peson se aata hy :)