Tcher-agar ek diwar banane me 10000 ka kharch ata h to 2 diwar banane me kitna ayega?
Stu-10 Crore
Teach-nalayak kya nam hai tere baap ka?
Stu-Suresh kalmadi
Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do,ME Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yad kia Krugi
Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di
teacher- is muhawre ko samjhao
"kiya karaye par pani firna"
student-very simple
jese hi mene toilet ka flush chalaya, mere kiye karaye par pani fir gaya
BHIKHARI:Saab, Pariwaar Se Door Ho Gaya Hu,Milne Ke Liye 120 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai.
SETH:Kaha Hai Tera Pariwaar?
BHIKHARI:Samne PVR Me DABANG Dkh rhe;-)
Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".
Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge
Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!
Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?
Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
Q: Pyar krke shaadi krni chahiye ya fir shaadi krke pyar krna chahiye?
Best rply:Shadi krke pyar krna chahiye pr is ki khabr biwi ya hsbnd ko n lagni chahiye.
A man in temple left a notice,
"Don't steal my shoes,-boxing champion"
when he returns,he sees shoes missing, with a notice,
"Don't try to catch me,-Olympic champion".