boy:what is ur name?
girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai
boy: mat bata mai bhi kaunsa tujhe apni FERRARI mein baitha raha hoon
girl:anjali,B.com,2nd year,tution time 6-8pm
Ek baccha mummy se pitne ke baad apne papa se :
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho ?
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Papa: nhi beta
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Baccha: fir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye !!!
Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn't have discovered anything.
Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama?
Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
1 Knjus hath me Blade se cut maar rha tha
Wife-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Knjus-DETOL ki shishi foot gayi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,La teri b ungli katu.
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.
Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due respect I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U"
DEVI JI !.
Pati Patni me Jhagde ke baad Pati ne Kagaj Pe Likha Mujhe 6 Baje Jaga Dena
Patni ne Subah Kagaj pe likh diya 6 Baj Gaye he Uth Jao.