One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye
Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI.
Girl: valentines day qareeb hai Janu
Kya gift dogay?
Boy: kya chayeh?
Girl:Ring
Boy: Ring Dounga par uthana nahi,
Balanace kam hai yaaar.
Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya h?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki kitni pakki hoti hain.
CONSTABLE:SIR,KL RAT KEDIYO NE JAIL ME RAMAYN KI TI.
JAILR:TO ESME PARESAN HONE KI KYA BAT HE?
CONS:SR,HNUMAN BaNA KAIDI ABI TK SANJIVNI LEKAR WAPAS NAHI AYA.
CID in tension:
Vo humpe hum unpe marne lge
vo humpe hum unpe marne lge
ACP 2 DAYA - pata to kar hume chhor k sab rajnikant k sms Q karne lge
Girl demands for ice cream.. boy purchased it
gal: thank u
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boy: only thank u???
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gal: u wnt kiss na??
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boy: chup kar !! aadhi ice cream de
Ek Pandit Ji ka Parrot roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,
'AUR kamine'!
Us admi ne pandit se sikayat ki to pandit ne Parrot ko danta.
Agle din jab wo admi parrot k karib se guzra to Parrot kuch na bola.
Thoda age ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to Parrot haste hue bola.
''SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HOGA''
1 Pagal bhess pe baith k ghum raha tha.
2nd Pagal- Tujhe police pakdegi.
1st Pagal- Q?
2nd Pagal- Helmet nahi pehna.
1st Pagal- Abe niche dekh, 4 wheeler hai