An engineering girl and guy went to a restaurant.
The guy wanted to ask for the menu,but he forgot wht it was called.So he acted damn cool and said
"Waiter,SYLLABUS plz"
GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Ha.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke-Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai
Boy was in a bus, suddnly driver
applied break.
He fell on a girl & kissed her
Girl: Hey!! what are you doing???
Boy: MBA & you??
She smiled.
Moral:
Always think about Studies ;)
A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary
One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM
While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt
At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na
A D D I C T I O N
A Boy N Girl On Date !
Boy: I Can Do Anything For U
Girl: Can U Die For Me?
Boy : Yes !
Girl: Cn U Bring Stars For Me?
Boy: Yes !
Girl: Can U Delete Ur Facebook Account For Me?
Boy: Behan Jee , Aap K Ghar Wale Pareshan Ho Rhe Ho'n Ge , Aap Ghar Jayiye =P ;)
Girl's Attiude
whn boy dnt luk @ her
She says : "Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia"
&
Whn Boy luk @ Her
She Says: "Dekh kese Kutton ki tarha raha hai"
DHONI to SACHIN: "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play
cricket" :-)
SACHIN Replied: "I never sent anybody"
Boy 2 Girl- tumhara naam Kya h?
Girl- Mina
Girl to Boy tumhara?
Boy- kamina
Girl-jhut mat bolo
Boy- Tu 2min pass me baith k dekh le
Tu ye hi bolgi.
Chor Aya Tijori Pr Lika Tha Todne ki zrurt Nhi Butn Dbao n 152 PressKro Khul Jyga
Butn Daba Alrm Bja Police Ai
Chor-Aj Mera Insaniyt Se Vishwas uthgya