Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast seven hours a day
Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for six hours
Pinky : " I Love You"
Pappu : " I Love You Too"
Pinky : kitna pyar karte ho?
Pappu: jitna tum karti
Pinky : Kaminayy
Iska matlb tu b time paas kr raha hai.!!
Height of Insult:-
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard!
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls !
:D
Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year?
Kid:12
Teacher: Wow Tumhe kese pata ?
Kid: AREY mis wo hai na gaana,,
12 Mahinay mein 12 Tareekon se tujh ko pyaR Jatao'n Ga Reeeyyy.
DHINKA CHIKA
DHINKA CHIKA :P
Eh Eh Eh Eh Ehhhhhhhh
Boy:Ro kyun rhi ho?
Girl:Mere Marks kam aye hai.
Boy:bata kitne aye hai?
Girl:sirf 94%.
Boy:Khuda ka khouff kr zalim. Itne me to 3 ladke pass ho jate hai!!
Man at medical store: I need poison
Chemist: I can't sale untill u have a prescription
Man showed his Marriage Certificate
Chemist: pappu, vaddi bottle day sir noo
Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?
Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note- "I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness"
Moral- Never Joke With Brainless Girls :D :P
A man got Taweez to control his wife. After 1 month he reports to Pir
"No change in wife but the neighbor's wife is in control"
Pir: Its called side effect ! :)
Chintu Samose wale se bola- ae. tumhare samose se ladki ka baal nikla
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samose wala :- abe! 5rs. ke samose me puri ladki niklegi kya?